A Woman’s Diary

I guess dogs and humans are alike in so many ways. We both have some sort of identification on us all the time. We both can have medical id bracelets if it’s need. And we both love to eat, sleep, and play.

There’s no denying it…dogs are most commonly a human’s best friend. We’ll protect if needed…do you see a cat doing that? I doubt it!

Sometimes, living in this world can be tough…especially considering it’s a human’s world.

The words they come up with don’t make sense to me half the time. Like, what does zeitgeist, absorption, or even antioxidant mean?? How in the heck is a dog suppose to know what that means if a human somehow uses that kind of word or other similar ones without specifying what they mean?

The english dictionary is very difficult for us dogs to understand. We pretty much just know, “good boy, down, roll-over, no, sit, stay, bark, attack”…and a few others. woof!

It would be nice if this was a dog’s world. Then we could make humans work for us instead of us working for them. Of course we would use common things like a employee performance evaluation to keep track of a humans work job.

Heehee…that would be fun. I can just see that now…humans digging holes and hiding bones, humans licking our fur clean, and of course humans pampering us like crazy.

Ahhhh…all in the life of a dog’s world. Errrmm…when is that going to be again?

Dogs can get into anything. Don’t be fooled by our innocent looks. When you’re not looking, we’ll snoop around in your closet, take your shoes, eat food that was left laying around, sleep on your bed while you were gone, and even touch things around the house like wood dash kits.

A lot of times when I’m home alone, I’ll end up jumping up on the bed and sleep soundly until I hear my human family come home. It is very funny exactly. I think Tina is catching on though because I see her go feel the blankets to see if they are warm.

…and of course, they always are!! woof, woof, woof…

It’s true! It’s true!! *woof* Here’s proof…

Too bad dogs don’t golf. I mean…it looks like a great sport to play. I would of bought Ogio bags and doggy apparel if I could.

Oh well…I can always chase after the balls and run with them making the humans chase after me. Heehee…sneaky I will be. woof. But seriously, what sports are there for dogs? The only ones I can think of are soccer, swimming, and running track.

I wish society would be more doggy friendly and have more things for us to do.

Why isn’t the dog species as huge as the human species?? Why aren’t humans our pets instead? How come there aren’t enough stores that sell doggy chemises??

These questions and a lot more cross my mind all the time. It would be really nice to see a dog society grow on it’s own and form a little civilization. I’m sure we would get along a lot better than some humans I have come across.

I guess we’ll just have to wait and see for the future. Who knows what will happen…